AC Computer Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Y2 is entering his last week of bachelorhood. Since the board members are spread over the state, I'm holding an online Bachelor Party. NO PORN! Just pass on your best advice about marriage for Joe to use. Here's mine: Remember that whenever you disagree, you are automatically wrong. If you ever discover that you are right, apologize immediately. Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlinggods Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Always tell her that she is more important than wrestling is!!!!!!!! ha ha Coach Weimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrecoCoach Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Get her a Garrett Wrestling shirt that says "Mrs. Y2CJ41" on the back. Get yourself a shirt that says "Mrs. Y2CJ41 Trained" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Anything you say can and will be used against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Jay Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Don't forget your anniversary, her b-day, and don't buy appliances as gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Vickery Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Grasshopper You must learn that happiness is more important than being right.... In addition, you will know when enough is enough when you cross the road THEN look to see if any cars were coming! Vic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC Computer Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Never say theses things: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cewrestlingfan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Setting the ground rules A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleB Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Is she "wrestling friendly"? If not I always set up hotels near malls/shopping areas and make sure to set aside a couple of hours to partake in activities. Keystone Crossing for Freestyle State scores huge points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutsdad Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Setting the ground rules A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this fam With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude..." That says it all!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutsdad Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 "I DO" to her means "I DON'T" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinedad Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Y2, dont believe any man that tells you that he is in charge of his house, he will lie to you about other things. Remember these phrases. Yes Dear I'm sorry You are right, as always Yes, I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryopinionated Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Don't ever tell her that she looks or acts like her mother (even if her mother is a super model) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Get one of those trick rulers, you know, it looks like its a foot. wink wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyNavy Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Before you have an argument, ask yourself the following question: "Is this worth half of everything I own?" It works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cewrestlingfan Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Get one of those trick rulers, you know, it looks like its a foot. wink wink Newly Weds On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, 'my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.' The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. 'Oh, oh, aaaahhh,' he exclaims, 'My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, 'MY picture?' He answers, 'yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever'. She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, 'why do you wear a robe? We are married now.' at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, 'oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture'. He beams and asks, 'why?' She answers, 'SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood2 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Before you have an argument, ask yourself the following question: "Is this worth half of everything I own?" It works. FlyNavy, the smartest guy I know... Everyone I know that has divorced has done so for the same reason and I will share that wisdom with you, Y2! Every friend I have that has divorced has done so over religion : He thought he was God and she didn't I would probably just stick with what FlyNavy said :-X Good luck with your bride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Celebrated my 18th wedding anniversary today!! WOOHOO So the waitress asks, "Any advice?" Best I can come up with? Be best friends. Not in the romantic way, but literally, treat them like you would any best friend. Realize that we are both imperfect, but always know that you have each others back. Looking back at every male best friend I ever had, I realize at some point I punched them for some reason!?! ;D Skip that part where girls are concerned!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bburgcatman Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 convince her that going to semi state is her valentines day present or convince her that valentines day is a stupid holiday that you refuse to celebrate..... This might be too late for you to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrq Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 When she asks if you like her hair just say if your happy with it im happy with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 convince her that going to semi state is her valentines day present Works great until you get her state for her birthday present the week after. Who the heck decides to be born during state finals weekend and then doesn't want to watch wrestling all weekend long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 convince her that going to semi state is her valentines day present Works great until you get her state for her birthday present the week after. Who the heck decides to be born during state finals weekend and then doesn't want to watch wrestling all weekend long? Actually, for our first date I took my wife to state. I knew she was a keeper when she didn't dump me and we got married a couple years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regionrat1 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Been away for a little while/ when is da big day ? Will it be da end to Indiana Mat .com ? I hope mRS. y2 IS A COMPUTER GEEK TOO !! All us old farts won't have an avenue to talk wraslin !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbarnett Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Teach her to deer hunt.... she'll hate it so much that she will love letting you go Love your time together, love your time apart :-* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2CJ41 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Thanks for all the good and not so good advice. I know she's a keeper when she comes with me to do the interviews at Cal College yesterday and didn't complain one bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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