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State Finals Nicknames


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Perusing the brackets,  I came up with an amusing thought:  what if we give nicknames (ala Chris Berman--but funny) to wrestlers in the finals.

 

The best in my opinion (and we'll see who gets the reference) is at 112 where you have from Bloomington South Jacob "This Is My" Boomsma.

 

Please make an honest attempt to keep nicknames non-disparaging and worthy of a family messageboard. 

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Josh "Das" Boots

Bryan "Rack" Kuhn-- Need to say this one out loud to get it

Gideon "Captain" Van Hook

Neal "Real McCoy" Molloy

Alex "Catron's In the Cradle" Catron-- Obscure Harry Chapin Reference

Anthony "Indian" Napules-- Need to say this one out loud, too.

Conner "You Give Me" LaFever

Malcolm "In the Middle" White

Jeff "Weiss-Weiss, Baby" Weiss-- Somwhat Less Obscure Vanilla Ice Reference

Jacob "Mandel" Howenstein

 

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Thomas "kicked some" Ash.

Danny "toss 'em around like a piece of" Hamm

Tony "pinning the" Fellers

Andy "the scholar" Wiseman

Anthony "Mr." Bill

Patrick "pay the" Price

Dustin "and prayin' at the " Parrish

Brandon "is so" Wright

Chaz "I'm the" Bosz

Mason "jar" Todd

Ben "dover" Jackson

Dalton "showing some" Sparks

 

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