WeeMom Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed with Wrestling 10. You've set IndianaMat.com as your homepage. 9. Your status on MySpace and Facebook reads "at a wrestling meet" 4-5 times a week. 8. You wake up with Sectional Brackets dancing in your head. 7. Instead of "beloved wrestling mom", a member of your favorite wrestling team has dubbed you the "wrestling nazi" (with a smile). 6. You stay glued to your computer screen reading the live chat logs during the finals at Cadet/Junior Nationals in Fargo, because the live video feed isn't working. 5. You're stomach is tied in knots from Thursday until your team's wrestling tournament is over on Saturday. 4. You cannot go to bed until you have researched every kid that your favorite wrestler might come in contact with on Saturday. 3. You cannot go to bed until you have researched every kid that has wrestled every kid that your favorite wrestler might come in contact with on Saturday. 2. Alt+Tab has become your favorite keyboard function at work.* And, the #1 sign that you have totally gone over the edge.... #1. You spent the 40 minute drive to work coming up with a Top 10 List to post on IndianaMat.com, and then actually posted it. *For those of you unfamiliar with Alt+Tab, I am about to teach you a very useful function that might get you fired if you don't use it fast enough. 1) Keep IndianaMat.com open. 2) Open the software application you are supposed to be working on. 3) Hold the "Alt" key and then press the "Tab" key at the same time. 4) Read IndianaMat.com while keeping your fingers strategically placed on the Alt+Tab keys. 5) When you hear your boss walking by, quickly engage the Alt+Tab function to switch back to the screen containing your real work while looking stressed and extremely busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickswife Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 haha, I love #2 and #1 - good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsaw Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 learn something new everyday.....although I have never needed the ALT-TAB feature.....I will deff. keep it in the back of my head for future reference! nice list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmboy215 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 it Works very well thanks for the tip ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire77 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Great post!! good tip also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCard Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 How many of you honestly pressed the ALT+TAB button the moment you read #2. Nice list WeeMom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMom Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 2. Alt+Tab has become your favorite keyboard function at work.* Just don't blame me when you get caught!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
215mom Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Great list! I have definitely been guilty of several of those. Didn't know about the Alt-tab. That is a good trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatChick76 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 This is too funny. Thanks for posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestler60160 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Thats good stuff ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSanta Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 LOL 100% fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinwrestlersmom Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Great list.(We need a thumbs up smiley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBolt Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Does the fact when I am asked my choice for lunch I reply "Defer" qualify? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I would have added having a sore as butt until Sunday evening after sitting on the bleachers all day Saturday but other than that... yes yes yes I am obsessed with Wrestling!!! ff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcMurray Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Or when you have to use goofy headphones because earbuds dont fit. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clive2246 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Very nice list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMom Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sounds like we need a top 20 list! BTW, I LOVE the additions that Blue Bolt, FF and McMurray made to the list! Have to be honest, though...Thank God I don?t have Sean?s problem!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMom Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Oh - I've got another one to add... The other day, I was talking about "untangling whistles"... but I said "untangling wrestlers" instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 What was untangling whistles all about?...untangling wrestlers makes more sense. ff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMom Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 I was actually at a friendship meet for our youth club. Some of our high school boys were going to officiate - and they were trying to untangle the glob of whistles that probably had been thrown in a box in a jumble after our open folkstyle tourney last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ngwilliams Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 When you jump around acting like your getting ready to wrestle..adding a couple head fakes and finishing it up with a shot on the living room floor..you MIGHT be obsessed with wrestling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 When you shake hands elbows in you might be obsessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anchorwrestler Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 When you know that you can guess weight better than the carnie @ the fair. When you cant walk by a scale without exhaling all your air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderMonkey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The real Number 1 is, when the old discussion board goes down, You create a new one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontherise219 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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