True story....my wife and I were going to fish a lake we had never fished before. Stopped into the local bait shop to get some minnows. Behind the old guy at the counter was a HUGE stuffed beaver. Being in awe, I innocently said, "Geez uz, that's the biggest beaver I've ever seen." My wife, having a great sense of humor, quickly says, "you sure about that?" To which I replied, "it may not be the biggest, but it is definitely the cutest." Her sense of humor evaporated instantly as she yelled, "Oh really?"
The old guy had to pick his jaw up off the counter.