Fabio Jr. Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 The newest edition of the world famous "Off the Mat" publication was delivered this past weekend. For those who were not lucky enough to make the stringent mailing list I will post it in its entirety. ------ Off the Mat Reporters caught up with IndianaMat.com Owner Y2CJ41 after the NCAA tournament recently and had a couple questions mostly about the recent news regarding the Olympics and wrestling. He mentioned that he was very upset with the decision and that the sport needed some rule tweaks. Mainly a classed system. “I won’t support the Olyimpics unless it is a classed format. How in the world is a country like Belize supposed to compete with Russia and the US? When you have a bigger pool of athletes it’s easier to win a gold medal.” A new trend has taken off all over the interwebs. Forget the Harlem Shake, Move over Tebowing. McDonough-ing has taken the world by storm. Millions of athletes around the world have posted videos of themselves throwing their runner up or worst finishes away. The highest viewed of these (1.8 BILLION VIEWS over taking Gangnam Style) McKayla Maroney of The US Gymnastics Team Tossing Her Silver Medal over the Brooklyn Bridge. Get in on this trend before something new makes it not cool! Brownsburg Coach Fabio Jr. has alerted Off The Mat that he is in fact opening a new wrestling school to compete with the likes of CIA, Contenders and, Region Wrestling Acadamy. The Brownsburg Bulldog Elite Xtreme Academy Gold Infinity+1 Featuring Ken Chertow (BBEXAGI+1fKC) will offer kids a chance to compete with the nations greatest coach of all time. The BBEXAGI+1fKC will only cost you $200 a session. They meet on the Third Sunday of every 5th month on leap years (Unless its a 3/4th Moon) Send Fabio Jr a PM if you are interested. WrestlingFan182 Wrote in to the editor explaining his rage that Warren Central did not receive any NCAA Tournament Bids. “It was obvious they were better than half the competitors, just sayin.” In other news Olympic Official Grecoref has moved on to other sports in the Olympics. Look for him making game-changing calls in the Gymnastic Floor Routine, Rowing, Freestyle Snowboarding, and the newest sport to be added, The Olympic Hot Dog Eating Contest. Police have taken Coach AJ and KarlHungus into custody on allegations to Overthrow the Message Board.They have intercepted many anarchist messages citing that Y2’s power is growing too great and he must be stopped. There were many references to the “Motherland” which leads investigators to believe they are spies working for the Russian Wrestling Mob hoping to take control of the US’s greatest asset to International Wrestling, the State of Indiana. -- If you have not figured out yet this is a work of satire. Its been a fun year and its exciting the little community we have made here. Happy April fools everyone. Keep on wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2CJ41 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Someone has too much time on their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio Jr. Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 One would argue I have the right amount of time on my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grecoref Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I hate hotdogs....I'm thinking my next venture will be Women's Beach Volleyball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio Jr. Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Based the IOC's recent decisions your hatred of Hot Dogs would make you a prime candidate one would think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Great read... best article in this tri quarterly edition.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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