ccbig Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 You Know You're a Wrestler When.... Cauliflower isn't a vegetable. You can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 pounds. Shoving cotton in your nose seems normal. You wonder how much hair weighs. The coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's it?" You see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle. You won't even take a nap on your back. You won't lock your hands when hugging your boyfriend or girlfriend Your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind. You see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them. Gyms look weird without mats on the floor. You'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes. You have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened. Asics, Cliff keen, and Brute are more familiar to you than nike or reebok. You tape your shoe laces before the Prom. You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins, and the rest of the team high-fives you because of it. Everytime you go to shake hands with someone, you have to fight off the urge to arm drag them. When you put clothes ON before bed instead of taking them OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimtown 138 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutsdad Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Thats a good 1!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iknownoothing Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I love it, absolutly funny and HHOOOWWW TRUUEEE it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyandky Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Them are some good ones.There were some new ones in there I haven't heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood3 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Just so you know, some of that sticks with you at least into your thirties. It doesn't matter how much you distance yourself from the sport. I had to chuckle at the cradle comment. I've put my girlfriend, and even my dog in a cradle just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinwrestlersmom Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Hahahaha those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightinstructor Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 ... your favorite chocolate is made by a pharmaceutical company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 yeah yeah, these pop up every year...like your summer vacation is always in Fargo...your mom can barely get you up to go to school but you can barely get her up at 4:30 on Saturday morn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 seriuosly... you know you're a wrestler when you disagree with class wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood2 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I can't believe no one mentioned this! Who has ever put a bathroom scale in the kitchen at Thanksgiving? Was your favorite Xmas gift ever the movie Vision Quest? I think everyone in my family has a copy of that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinwrestlersmom Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Not guilty. We don't own it but I have seen it. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood3 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I can't believe no one mentioned this! Who has ever put a bathroom scale in the kitchen at Thanksgiving? Was your favorite Xmas gift ever the movie Vision Quest? I think everyone in my family has a copy of that movie. Sort of. I keep buying it, and it keeps coming up missing. I'll have to try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood1 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I can't believe no one mentioned this! Who has ever put a bathroom scale in the kitchen at Thanksgiving? Was your favorite Xmas gift ever the movie Vision Quest? I think everyone in my family has a copy of that movie. Sort of. I keep buying it, and it keeps coming up missing. I'll have to try again. Thats because you keep wrapping it up and giving it as a "last minute" gift!! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood2 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I can't believe no one mentioned this! Who has ever put a bathroom scale in the kitchen at Thanksgiving? Was your favorite Xmas gift ever the movie Vision Quest? I think everyone in my family has a copy of that movie. Sort of. I keep buying it, and it keeps coming up missing. I'll have to try again. Thats because you keep wrapping it up and giving it as a "last minute" gift!! ;D The best part is that no one returns it, or regifts it! I turned a copy into my librarian once to have her fix a bad section of VHS tape. She didn't want to do it until I convinced her it did belong in our K-2 collection of movies :-X Seriously, if your riding in the car with a bunch of friends and "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider comes on and everyone in the car starts singing, your all wrestlers. If you hear Madonna's "Crazy For You" and you think of funning in a silver sauna suit, you gotta be a wrestler. If you have ever gaged the quality of a run by the number of songs you played on your ipod, you gotta be a wrestler. Actually for me it was a casette tape, Guns-n-Roses, Appetite for Destruction 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regionrat1 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When you get old and have to have custom ear plugs at da mill cause you ain't got much of a whole to put da plugs in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimtown 138 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I can't believe no one mentioned this! Who has ever put a bathroom scale in the kitchen at Thanksgiving? Was your favorite Xmas gift ever the movie Vision Quest? I think everyone in my family has a copy of that movie. Sort of. I keep buying it, and it keeps coming up missing. I'll have to try again. Thats because you keep wrapping it up and giving it as a "last minute" gift!! ;D The best part is that no one returns it, or regifts it! I turned a copy into my librarian once to have her fix a bad section of VHS tape. She didn't want to do it until I convinced her it did belong in our K-2 collection of movies :-X Seriously, if your riding in the car with a bunch of friends and "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider comes on and everyone in the car starts singing, your all wrestlers. If you hear Madonna's "Crazy For You" and you think of funning in a silver sauna suit, you gotta be a wrestler. If you have ever gaged the quality of a run by the number of songs you played on your ipod, you gotta be a wrestler. Actually for me it was a casette tape, Guns-n-Roses, Appetite for Destruction 8) In my era (late 70's), the movie was "Takedown" starring Lorenzo Lamas. I saw it at a theatre downtown Elkhart and was amazed that there was actually a movie about wrestling. The inspirational songs were "We Will Rock You" and "We Are The Champions"! And if you chewed gum and spit in a cup, you were a wrestler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iknownoothing Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When you either carefully unwrap your food, hold it to weigh yourself ( you might have to rewrap it ) to see if you still make weight. Or you have already weighwd your favorit bowl ( a small one ) put your food in it and step on the scales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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