I recently moved to Alaska after teaching and coaching in Indiana for three years. I was running a kids camp in my village (22 miles south of the Arctic Circle, 130 miles from Russia, and 100% Eskimo) and two boys were putting on quite a show during their match. They both wanted to come out to music and be introduced like their WWE idols. Anyways, by the 3rd period one of the boys hit a nice double leg and the other went crashing to the mat. After going belly down, the kid looks up at me and says, "He can have the belt!" and promptly tapped out. I was seriously in tears laughing so hard. Only in "Bush Alaska"...