Last one, I promise.
A middle age man picks up his dream car, a brand new Corvette convertible, at a north side dealership and decides to try it out on I69. He'd gone a few miles when he noticed flashing police lights in his rear-view mirror. He looks down and realizes he's driving 80 mph. Instead of pulling over, he speeds up, but when he gets up to 115 mph he comes to his senses, pulls to the side, and waits on the state patrolman.
The office approaches the car, looks at the driver, and says, "It's Friday afternoon. My shift ends in 20 minutes and I want to get back to the post. If you can give me a reason you were speeding that i haven't heard before, I'll let you go."
The man replies, "Well, officer. You see, twenty years ago my wife ran off with an Indiana State Policeman. When I saw your lights in my mirror I was afraid you were bringing her back."
"Have a nice day, sir." said the officer as he returned to his vehicle.