For all you Sox fans out there, I'll end it with this...
A St. Louis Kindergarden teacher asked her students if the Cardinals were their favorite baseball team and they all raised their hands except Billy. When asked who his favorite team was, Billy responded, "The Cubbies". The teacher asked, "Why the Cubs and not the Cardinals?", and Billy chimed, "Well my mom is a doctor and my dad is a lawyer and they both went to school in Chicago." Taken aback by his answer the teacher asked, "Well what if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer?" Billy answered "That's easy...we'd be White Sox fans."