Okay not sure what has happened, the last thing I can remember is seein BBB at the local establishment.I remeber having a heated discussion on the best bacun I like hickory smoked and BBB said his fav was cooked. Hes funny you haqve to cook it or you get chicken pox or sumthin.I the smartest person I know about comunicable disesses and stuff.
Now I am tied up and blind folded I need all youalls help. "I sware to God I Do!!! I found this Otter thing with an apple on it I thinks some kinda of futuristic thingie from like Star Trek or something. Never seen such a small little computer, it let me get on here so I could post this emergency situation. I also posted on porkshowers.the otherwhitemeat website. You guys are my closest bros. I will give some descriptions to help find me. It kinda smells like Sheep so I maybe out in the countree somewhere at least I think so. Cause I know mor about livestock than anybody I know. Or maybe Mom is grounding me and has put me in the barn. I also can hear runnin water like a big river or sumthing. "Shut up you stinking Sheep Im busy I cant concentrate!!" Also I think I maybe near one of those electric makers I hear alot of buzzn and I am growin a weird little mustache, and I feel super strong right now.
BBB if you put something in that drink you bought me and hid me away so I couldnt make it back in time ill get you. "I Sware to God I Will" Your just jealous I pic em better thanyou. Its real easy to put half the kids inthe SS to get your ranking rite. Randy always said he thought I had been abducted by aliens and with this weird mustach and strength I may be on a spaceship and I hope they all look like Avatars, "I Sware to God I do!!! If dont get back in time to see WWE tonight me and my John Cena killa tee are going to put the smack down on someone. I wanna give a S/O to my brother Krispy Creme, at least mom said he was, she said sumthing about the milkman and the bible sales man, thats prob why I luv milk and he is so good withg rymes and stuff, he rocks all the Cena gear and we strait school it wit the ladies. Well I here chopper and sirens maybe its time to get outta here, BBB I will see you soon and dont think I forget, "Man I Gotta GO!!!!"