This is my personal favorite... As the refs leave the hospitality room after lunch a coach blocks the hall with his arms out. As the group of officials stops to hear what caused the concerned look on his face the coach begins to speak. "Which one of you lost your cell phone," he says with the same concerned look as before. The officials look at each other and suddenly they have the same confused look on their faces. One speaks for the whole group, "None of us lost a phone! Why?" Coach replies, as he turns the phone over so everyone can see, "It has to belong to one of you ding-dongs. It says right here 10 missed calls!" :-*
I have to add that this is a true story. One ref actually spouted a comeback as the coach walked past, "Just think coach, it's only noon..."