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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the trunk if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the trunk please?" The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but a spare tire. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the liar told you I was speeding, too!"

Yeah we had a very strong club program back then. Almost all of those kids are gone now. BTW, congrats to Andre on a great run this past weekend. Looks like he has a great furute in front of him. I will be expecting to shake his hand next year on the floor at Conseco.

No, because he was a signed athlete he will not even be able to have contact with any potentials until the NCAA has signed off, hopefully early next week. He will be starting the process all over from scratch. Timing may not be the best for this, but it is what he wanted to do. Any thoughts regarding timing? I know that the next signing period starts on April 8th. We certainly won't be on the front end of that! Steve is a quality kid, and a great wrestler. I am sure that he will land on his feet somewhere. Good luck, and I hope it turns out best for him. That was a gutsy descision, but the ones that pay off the most, take the most guts to make.

Wow, did not realize any of those pictures were still around. That would have been his 2nd year wrestling. So long ago, but seems like yesterday to me.

Judging by the number of AA's we have had at the various tournament this past week, I would say that we are doing alot right in the state to make sure our wrestling is at the top. Yes we can always improve, but it looks like we are going to end up with 15 or so AA's with a few champions . Congrats to all the kids from Indiana for representing this state quite well.

Nick Odom has decided to continue his education, and his wrestling career at Trine university. Congrats on an excellent descision Nick, and I look forward to seeing you next year wrestling for the Thunder.

your son had a Marine Siglet?? thats pretty cool i didnt even know they had them until this year.. my little brother told me that if he made it to state he was going to wear it for me since i couldnt b there to watch.. he fell 1 round short but still had a great yr and set some carrer school records and some single season records.. pretty impressive we have had some great wrestlers through the years i am deff 1 proud older brother 8) devildog47959, I am sure you dont hear this enough, thank you for your service to the country and protecting my freedoms while never having met me, or most of the people that you are protecting. Good luck, and God speed.

Looks like Nelsen had a pretty tough match against Finch from AZ. That kid has been getting AA at nationals for quite some time. He gets the kid he pinned in the 1st round in the semi's of the wrestleback bracket.

If you would kindly provide your real name and address, I will get the ticket sent to your home......

I heard Willie Gault and Dennis McKinnon were coming out of retirement and Tommy Waddle was thinking about it. Those guys even at their age would be an improvment over who they got now. The Bears dont have one reciever that would be, or should be a number 1 reciever. The closest that they have is a defensive player. And I am not sure that Hester would be a number 1, but the guys got some skills.....

Jesus and Moses are out playing golf one day. Then come to the 17th tee, A par 4, 310 yds. With a small pond protecting the front of the green. Moses pulls out a 3 wood, and hits the ball safely in front of the pond with about a 65 yrd wedge in. Jesus looks, and says, "you know, Jack Nickelus would hit a driver here and go for the green." " Moses looks, at him and says "well yes, but you are not Jack Nickelus" Jesus tees the ball, and hits it right into the pond, Moses walks over parts the pond and retrieves the ball. This happens 2 more times, and each time Moses would walk down, part the water and get Jesus' ball for him. The 4th time Jesus tees it up, Moses tells him " if you hit it in the pond again, you have to go get it." Well, Jesus hits it into the pond again, walks to the pond, begins to walk across the water to get his ball. As he does, the next 4 some comes over a hill and sees Jesus out on the water. They look at Moses and ask, " Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ" To which Moses says, " NO, he is Jesus Christ.......He thnks he is Jack Nickelus"

Passing Rushing Fumbles Comp Att Pct Yds Avg TD Int Sck SckY Rate Att Yds Avg TD FUM Lost TOTAL 930 1,730 53.8 11,505 6.7 71 52 187 1,153 75.7 529 3,859 7.3 21 55 27 TOTAL 1,325 2,218 59.7 14,141 6.4 64 70 263 1,542 74.9 293 1,304 4.5 8 69 22 You are right, Mike Vick could throw the ball unlike anyone else, The top numbers are Vicks, the bottom numbers are David Carr. Vick was many things, exciting yes, versitile sure, but a quality QB, not so much. Run 1st QB's do not lead their teams to super bowl wins. There have been a few that got them there, but they are few and far between. The NFL is a passing league. If you do not have a quality passer, you are not going to go far as a team.

Denver may have got the best of this trade. Orton is a pretty decent QB, and he is gonna be fine in Denver with the running game that they have. And with the extra draft picks, is they dont screw up, they are gonna be fine. Cutler on the other had, goes to a team that has struggled. However it does have a defense and it will not be up to him to win.

You had to bring class into it....... On topic though, I am sure Cutler is going to be much happier in Chicago, then he would have been in Detroit. What all did Da Bears give up in the trade.

Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. And when they are in session, see the above rule. Maybe these guys are not the simpletons we make them all out to be. Looks like a good plan to fix the budget, and fix the CIB all in one.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. I wonder if the ref's are actually working for the state. This might explain some of the calls you have been wondering about all these years. ;D

Have not done that yet, but it on my list of things to do. One thing I do like is the sign on the Wisconsin border that welcoms you to Wisconsin, and invites you to smell their dairy air.

This falls into one or both of the following catagories.... The dad is chicken fecal matter. And be careful what you wish for. Oh, ane one other catagory that is near and dear to this board, this was a classless thing to do.......

I dont know Drooke, or his wife, so I wont make a comment on class, but that comment is a softball set up if I ever saw one.........

Steven Wright on dogs The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

Well, you do keep things interesting. If you like, I could revert to my old self and become very argumentative.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Ok Y2, what the heck is reputation power, and is there some algabraic function that you used to replace cool points?

Hmm, silly me, I thought this was one way to help build tradition, and a strong program. You have kids come in and help the new guys on the team. They get to share stories about what they went through, how they were able to handle getting through the practices ect, and if they were a state qualifier, or placer, they get to talk to the kids about what it took to get through the tournament. They also get to show some moves that the new guys may not know. I just dont understand the IHSAA sometimes. It is heavyhanded rules like this that make people look to the legislature for relief from them. They really ought to take a hard look at their draconian rules, and enforcement of the same. For far to long they have hed little if any oversight to what they do, and how they do it. This is a situation that should not only NOT be against the rules, it ought to be encouraged. It helps tie one year to the next, and if the graduate in question has wrestled in college, it help promote the opportunities that are available through wrestling.

Not for me, but for my daughter. She is a few years younger then Nick. She kept bugging me that she wanted to do what Nick did. At the time she was only 4, so one day I took her to practice with me. I found a little boy about her size that was new to the sport as well. I showed them a few things as far as stance, and let them go at it. As soon as I blew the wistle, the kid came across threw her in a head lock and took her down. She got up, looked at me and said in a very loud voice that wrestling was stupid, and she did not want to do it any longer. She still goes and watches Nick, but unless she can do rolls or run around, she has never stepped on the mat again. Her wrestling career lasted an whopping 15 seconds. Nick has stuck with it a little longer.