"we're practicing today until someone quits"...someone actually quit that day
"Cross face! Cross face! (awkward moment when everything goes silent and you hear our coach scream) RIP HIS FACE OFF!!!!!!!!"...penalized 1 team point
(motivational speech during practice relating adversity to success. Actual serious moment) " Do you know ____(olympic champ)__? Well did you know his first matched literally crapped all over himself during the match? Do you think he quit? NO!!! he got cleaned up and 5 minutes later he went out in a new singlet and finished the match! That's how winners are made!!!"