You sir, must have never cut weight. Subway is enjoyable in November. In February, it is a joke that 'soon-to-be' fat athletes laugh about together as they enjoy animal flesh covered in high calorie sauces made of simple sugars. Maybe this is some inside joke between 100#'s? This type of healthy sandwich humor, dare I speak for all large men (round is a shape), is lost on us > Five dollar Febrany is no holiday for a man who reserves a plate for each course of a meal: chips plate, veggie plate, meat plate, bread plate, pie plate, fruit plate, cheese plate.