Sorry I do not know who posted this, but it is time for it to come out.
The 68th (Ave.) Psalm
From the Book of Merrillville, chapter 1
Bobby Cox is my leader; I shall not whine.
He maketh me to sit in overcrowded gymnasiums:
He leadeth me to overpriced concessions.
He taketh my coin:
He leadeth me into a Merrillville hell for the IHSAA’s sake.
Yea, though I walk past the purple-shirted Nazis who steal my cooler,
I will enjoy no hospitality: For that room is off-limits;
Thy AD and security people, they scream at me.
Thou preparest a table for the media, then refuse to let them sit;
Thine wrestlers warm up in the hallways with a thousand fans; there is nowhere else to go.
Surely someone will hear my screams as I am pushed down inside the bleachers
Otherwise I may dwell in the Home of the Pirates forever. Amen.