thewrestlingdude Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 To a Ref this weekend... You can't call them for stalling, they're not stalling they are just that inexperienced!!! They don't even know how or when to stall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANMAN Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Heard a parent at the conference tourney yell to his kid " it's time to get into beast mode ", it was the 3/4 place match and with right at 1 minute left in the 3rd period with this kid losing by 6 points I believe. Priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuck1 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 A kid comes off the mat after not wrestling very well and the coach says " are you o.k., can you breath" the kid replies "yes I can breath" the coach replies " great that means you finally got your head out of your butt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerwrestler Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Heard this pearl this year by a coach.... Not happy with his wrestler on the mat: "I didn't come all the way up here to see you embarrass yourself!" Just so happened that the crowd was really quiet at that time, and I think the one that should have been embarrassed was the coach saying that to a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emnm5 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 My brothers team was playing in the regional finals in football. After the inspirational speech from the coaches the captains of the team spoke and one of them said "let's win this for all the small schools that never had a chance to get here" (from the movie hoosiers). The only problem.... we were all class 2a in football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Larry Doan Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Coach approaches for an intrpretation penalty point for unnecessary roughness on a hard cross-face, "Can you explain that to me? Cuz I have been telling my kids all week, 'Take their heads off when you cross-face 'em!" Ooooo kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateSteffen Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Head Coach to his team after a mediocre win and halfway through a sloppy uninspired practice the following day. You all think you're a bunch of bad@$$es. It would help me out a lot if someone would wrestle like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateSteffen Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 In college we wore an Iowa style singlet witth the word SPARTANS across the leg in yellow. I had a teammate who started warming up for his match with black tights, knee pads, knee high socks and all black shoes. As soo as our head coach saw this he called him over, and with the straightest face possible he said "you aren't good enough to make a fashion statement. Go take all that $hit off or i'll forfeit your next match." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awood2 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 In college we wore an Iowa style singlet witth the word SPARTANS across the leg in yellow. I had a teammate who started warming up for his match with black tights, knee pads, knee high socks and all black shoes. As soo as our head coach saw this he called him over, and with the straightest face possible he said "you aren't good enough to make a fashion statement. Go take all that $hit off or i'll forfeit your next match." Gotta be Coach Jarmon. I heard a coach, from a school that rhymes with 'elta', tell a ref once that he needed to grow some ba!!s to referee wrestling. He didn't see the rest of that tournament. Does anyone remember the crazy mom video a few years ago? "Rip his head, Patrick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLane Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 hear this one allot.... ref "he is soooo buried (pinned) your going to need a shovel to get off the mat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gotta be Coach Jarmon. I heard a coach, from a school that rhymes with 'elta', tell a ref once that he needed to grow some ba!!s to referee wrestling. He didn't see the rest of that tournament. Does anyone remember the crazy mom video a few years ago? "Rip his head, Patrick!" I remember the mom from the Merrillville semi and then at state who every match shrieked "Let's go Nicholas!" repeatedly the entire match. It never mattered what happened, that's all it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pm1981 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 A middle school coach is watching two of his very inexperienced athletes wrestle. They are doing nothing that they have been taught. They are in various positions and he says " You guys know that in some states, that would be illegal after dark". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
currentwrestler Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (coach at a JV tournament who's kid is on top) "Stay under the arms, stay under the arms, stay under the arms, stay under the arms, Stay Under The Arms, Stay Under The Arms, Stay Under The Arms, Stay. Under. The. Arms. Stay. Under. The. Arms. Stay! Under! The! Arms! STAYUNDERTHEARMS! STAYUNDERTHEARMS! STAYUNDERTHEARMS!" (kid goes over the arm and runs out in front for a front headlock . . . sort of and the wrestlers go out of bounds right next to the coach.) "HEY! Do you know what prepositions are?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laserbeam26 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 my freshman year another one of are freshman had recently lost a match and was sitting in a chair exhausted, when the coach and his daughter walked by and his daughter said whats wrong with him daddy? Are coach replied, "o he sucks at wrestling and has no friends" priceless ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xgamehoss Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 my freshman year another one of are freshman had recently lost a match and was sitting in a chair exhausted, when the coach and his daughter walked by and his daughter said whats wrong with him daddy? Are coach replied, "o he sucks at wrestling and has no friends" priceless ;D This warrants consideration for Post of the Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edb41 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gotta be Coach Jarmon. I heard a coach, from a school that rhymes with 'elta', tell a ref once that he needed to grow some ba!!s to referee wrestling. He didn't see the rest of that tournament. Does anyone remember the crazy mom video a few years ago? "Rip his head, Patrick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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