formerwrestler Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Let's hear some of the most "interesting" things you have heard a coach say to a wrestler or official during a wrestling match. Sometimes emotions take over and coaches let loose with some pretty entertaining stuff. Please no names or schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger.dad Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 i actually heard more than one coach say"ARE YOU $H!TT!NG ME?".....lol..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC Computer Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 When no wrestler would admit to making a mess I heard one coach say "OK, who am I already ticked at? YOU - go clean it up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlittlejohn Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Hit my kid for stalling; he's not doing anything, maybe you can make him wrestle I sure as hell can't!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cradlesr4babies Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Hit my kid for stalling; he's not doing anything, maybe you can make him wrestle I sure as hell can't!" That rite there is priceless..HA! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAYSKY Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Heard a coach say I hope he doesnt tear your arms & legs off & throw your body out in the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalllynch Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "You better get moving because this is gonna hurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infowrestling Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Well, my 170 lber "Bill" beat your 170, and my other 170 lber "Cliff" annihilates "Bill" in the wrestling room, soooooooooo Cliff should easily have the #6 seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANMAN Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 During a match, I heard a coach say " Well, if your gonna do that, might as well raise your arm an roll over " as the coach was turning away as the kid didn't listen to previous instructions. The coach turned back to watch only 3 seconds later as the whistles goes off with a pin called. I heard him ask his asst. coach what happened, asst. coach said " he listened finally ". Was truly funny an little saddening also, but mostly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2CJ41 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 When yelling instructions to go to the left, the wrestler goes to the right I have heard some coaches yell "NO! The other left!" Some people still get a chuckle out of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerwrestler Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 When yelling instructions to go to the left, the wrestler goes to the right I have heard some coaches yell "NO! The other left!" Some people still get a chuckle out of that one. Gotta admit, I have done this one! Kids seem to get confused on right & left during the heat of the battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchas Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 My favorite, Was when wrestler A was clearly out matched by Wrestler B. Coach yells out. Well Do Something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srose02 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "we're practicing today until someone quits"...someone actually quit that day "Cross face! Cross face! (awkward moment when everything goes silent and you hear our coach scream) RIP HIS FACE OFF!!!!!!!!"...penalized 1 team point (motivational speech during practice relating adversity to success. Actual serious moment) " Do you know ____(olympic champ)__? Well did you know his first matched literally crapped all over himself during the match? Do you think he quit? NO!!! he got cleaned up and 5 minutes later he went out in a new singlet and finished the match! That's how winners are made!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insanoflex Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "That kid could screw up a wet dream!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarlHungus Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Coach to his heavyweight wrestler - "Pummel inside! Pummel inside" Wrestler gets double overhooked, tossed and pinned. Coach to his heavyweight wrestler after the match - "What are you doing tying up with a big strong kid like that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teammills Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Official looking at a kid in a tight headlock and flopping around acting like he's choking out - "If you can scream, you can breathe..." Official talking to a coach insisting his kid's opponent was being too rough - "This isn't ladies tennis..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2CJ41 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 A kid comes off the mat after a loss devastated he tells the coach "Coach...I don't know what happened, I blacked out." Coach without missing a beat, "No you didn't your headgear was over your eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosstownrivals Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 At a tournament this yr a coached yelled " Stop wrestling like the 5-6 yr olds and stay tight like peanut butter and not loose like jelly. As the coach began to yell the crowd became silent it was a great moment. Also an offical yelled at our coach one match. Coach you need to sit down and be quiet or I am calling your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchas Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 This year, Ref. turns to our coach and says you need to sit down and be quite. Coach is leaning back in his chair at the time. Say Man I am sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalllynch Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 A father to a son who had to wrestle a much better kid "if your scared just say something about his mom and hope he lays you down easy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laserbeam26 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 ref is making terrible calls and the coach is getting frustrated and yells "this is outragious, next year im bringing my mom to ref and she dosen't no anything about wrestling!" haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosgrove Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "dont be afraid to be tired"......... some hillbilly dad"hey ref that was an illegal move" ref immidiately no sir that was a good move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimtown 138 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Warning: this quote is adult and explicit in nature... Note: this is not a quote from a Jimtown coach... But it is about a couple of Jimtown rough necks... "Them boys could f___-up dirt"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondintheruff Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 i heard a coach yell to his wrestler...." run a move that has a name".... i almost swallowed my whistle laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yogihof Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 At an Awards program in my youth (while I was still in college), I was addressing the group about the differences my team found out (this was the first junior high team ever at our school). I had this speech all written out ahead of time, but maybe I should have someone proofread it for me? I told the people that I had to explain to the kids that wrestling had no goal posts, wrestling had no bats, wrestling had no baskets, in fact "Wrestlers have no balls". Momentary pause and then it went wild! I wanted to crawl under a rock. My youngest brother was there and he thought the best part was watching a female friend of his explaining what happened to other females at the program. Fortunately people had a sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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