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for you folks on the illinois Border, Sullivan kids should get this:

 

Conner "French Dressing" Mullins

Brandon "hes got the" Wright "Stuff"

Levi "a rolling stone gathers no" Moss

Jared "Mount" McKinley

Brian "Second Chance" Harvey

Isaiah "You Say-a, We All Say-a" Bradley

Layton "Oh My Aching" Binion

Derek "Not a Laker" Fisher

Ethan "Skinny as a" Raley

Shawn "Tossin up a" Miracle

Devon "GET THE TABLES!" Jackson

Dalton Sparks "Will FLy!!!!"

Ryan Stahl "Warning!" (not an indication of his wrestling style, never seen him wrestle.... just a play on words..... My last year in Alaska, the 140 State CHamp was a kid by the name of Nick Stahler")

Jake "The Oh So Delicious" Hockenberry

Anthony "The Collector " Bill

Taylor Grubb "Worm"

Christian "40 Days And 40 Nights" Lentz

Damon Howe "Does he do that!?"

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119 Tony "reverend" Lovejoy

119 Baron Reiker "island"

119 Josh Kieffer "Sutherland"

130 Forest Son "of a preacher man"

145 Josh Sampson "and Delilah"

215 Logan "hangin with mr." Cooper

215 Joe "leggo" Gallegos

finally....at 285, a tribute to Manfred Mann

Kyle "blinded by the" white

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Nice Greg Warren reference!  Appropriately he is an ex-wrestler!  Nice!

 

Wonder what he would charge to do 15 minutes of material during a break before the finals?  Being a state champ and NCAA All-American, I bet he can give us some stuff about his wrestling days that would have us rolling in the aisles.

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Wonder what he would charge to do 15 minutes of material during a break before the finals?  Being a state champ and NCAA All-American, I bet he can give us some stuff about his wrestling days that would have us rolling in the aisles.

 

His dad was his high school coach, he has some funny stuff about that!

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Josh "so hot, I" Flamme (hot as in "on fire" on the mat, of course)

Jimmy "I only need to win 4 in" Larowe to win a state title

Nick "better than Peyton" Manning

Quincy "a blue ring would make me really" Richey

Logan "go ahead and shoot because I can" Counterman

The Patrick Price is Right

Dylan "I'd rather have blue than" Green

 

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Perusing the brackets,  I came up with an amusing thought:  what if we give nicknames (ala Chris Berman--but funny) to wrestlers in the finals.

 

The best in my opinion (and we'll see who gets the reference) is at 112 where you have from Bloomington South Jacob "This Is My" Boomsma.

 

Please make an honest attempt to keep nicknames non-disparaging and worthy of a family messageboard.  

 

LOL...At Semi-State everytime I read that name Jacob Boomsma, in my head I kept singing "Here Comes the Boom" (Nelly Song). I kept thinking they should play that song when he comes onto the mat. That name was just made to be boomed out under the lights!

 

 

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