ehscoachdavis Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Had a kid weigh out the night before 1-1.5 under weight. Check weight before leaving for tournament the following day he’s 2 pounds over. Said he had some “water.” We find out later “water” means a hamburger for dinner and eggs for breakfast! Same tournament, had a kid overweight by .1 and had a bunch of family travel to this tournament. We find out he ate a foot long sub and plenty of peanut m&m’s after practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosgrove Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I had to feed my snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling4EVER Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 hours ago, ehscoachdavis said: Had a kid weigh out the night before 1-1.5 under weight. Check weight before leaving for tournament the following day he’s 2 pounds over. Said he had some “water.” We find out later “water” means a hamburger for dinner and eggs for breakfast! Same tournament, had a kid overweight by .1 and had a bunch of family travel to this tournament. We find out he ate a foot long sub and plenty of peanut m&m’s after practice! So you are saying he missed weight and his family made the drive for nothing??? Or did he end up making weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephfloyd Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Had a kid miss practice because he was trying out for a modeling gig. Wrestling4EVER 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling4EVER Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 45 minutes ago, Josephfloyd said: Had a kid miss practice because he was trying out for a modeling gig. I think it would depend on if he got the gig or not on how bad I'd make fun of him. If he didnt then id roast him all day. If he did then I really couldn't say much and wouldnt blame him for going because all hed have to say is something like "just because you are so ugly and can't get a modeling gig does t mean you have to be jealous of me getting one" lol then hed be able to drop the mic and id never be able to say a bad word again to him ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 51 minutes ago, Josephfloyd said: Had a kid miss practice because he was trying out for a modeling gig. Yeah lost a varsity guy from a meet once cause they needs him as a lifer for some traveling cheer team. If he didn’t go they wouldn’t have enough boys there to be in their specific coed division ao they could get a win and would be put in the somewhat larger/more competitive all girls division. We FF the weight class, and he had a good amount of making up to do for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numchuck Skills Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Josephfloyd said: Had a kid miss practice because he was trying out for a modeling gig. Heard West Lafayette had a kid not go to conference because a dance choreographer was coming to town that day to hold a clinic or something lol. It was my mom swortman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio Jr. Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 We had a kid show up the morning of a tournament and said he couldnt go because he had to go to the creationism museum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Ratliff Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Me: Why did you miss the dual (in Columbus) Saturday? Wrestler: We had to go to Indianapolis to get my little brothers toy fixed. Numchuck Skills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honyock Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 We had a kid burn his mom's house down and he was arrested so he didn't make it to practice. Head coach still tries to convince me it was my fault because i moved practice time ahead an hour (Christmas break morning practice) and he didn't want to get out of bed so he started the house on fire. Seriously. indianmorg, littlevito, Numchuck Skills and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takemtothemat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Honyock said: We had a kid burn his mom's house down and he was arrested so he didn't make it to practice. Head coach still tries to convince me it was my fault because i moved practice time ahead an hour (Christmas break morning practice) and he didn't want to get out of bed so he started the house on fire. Seriously. Did he make the next practice?? Phil Cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOWrestler Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Kid after taking 5th in sectionals: If only my FF's had counted in seeding I'd have made it to Regionals. littlevito, WOC, 84headhunter and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
84headhunter Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "If I wrestle then I can't dip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling_Wrestler16 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Our heavy weight left practice Friday night 2 pounds under and came back the Saturday morning 1.6 over. He only had "1 gatorade". Websterk149 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Scholar Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wrestling_Wrestler16 said: Our heavy weight left practice Friday night 2 pounds under and came back the Saturday morning 1.6 over. He only had "1 gatorade". Did he have one bottle or one 6 pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling_Wrestler16 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 36 minutes ago, Wrestling Scholar said: Did he have one bottle or one 6 pack. Well after more interrogation we found out he also had a pulled pork sandwich, a very big pulled pork sandwich. Wrestling Scholar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 My back hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banks Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "My friend didn't tell me we had a meet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearless fly Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Wrestling Scholar said: Did he have one bottle or one 6 pack. one 64 oz bottle of gatorade weighs approx 4lbs... sounds like legit excuse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcatpatriot Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 My favorite from this year was. "My dog just had surgery and no one is at home to take care of him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numchuck Skills Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 Another one, I had drill for National Guard.....that one. Get out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Masters Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Had a kid weigh in, was 2.5 under day before sectionals. Shows up right before bus leaves Saturday, he told me weight was good. Was 1 over at weigh in. I asked him what he had eaten, said small bit of chicken and water. I kept pushing him, he said the chicken was wings from BWW's and he thought it would be ok to eat wings since they were small. Had a kid come up to me and say that he hit his toe in the locker room on a stool, told him that was a stubbed toe and it happens all the time. He said it hurt too bad to wrestle, missed two weeks of practice before he felt it was ok to go. Same kid came up to me few weeks later, after toe, said he had to leave practice 20 minutes early. i asked why, "I have to get a haircut coach.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numchuck Skills Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 Had a kid miss sectionals because he was taking a dump and hit his head on the toilet. Concussion. No sectionals. Kookie953 and Coach Masters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrestling Scholar Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Numchuck Skills said: Had a kid miss sectionals because he was taking a dump and hit his head on the toilet. Concussion. No sectionals. Aww Numchuck, Trying to avoid the visual in my head on this one. Did you avoid the temptation in asking about details how that one happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleB Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 We left a kid at Tournament of Champions one year b/c we had all made weight and he hadn't, we all go eat and come back and our coach has him check his weight....he had gained weight since we left. Come to find out he was getting a drink every lap b/c he was thirsty. Websterk149 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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